*****NEWS FLASH******
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK
Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a
set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with
millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.
Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition
of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than
they bargained for.....
At the crew's first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew
successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12
seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the
McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of speed and some
photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower
